[Game] Build a story.

Make a story with everyone adding one sentence each... it doesn't really need to make sense, it can turn out to be as twisted as you want.

Once upon a time,[...]

Once upon a time, there was a penguin.

There was a penguin. He had lost his left arm(fin?)

Once upon a time. There was a penguin. He had lost his left arm, in a fight with a giant cave bear.

Once upon a time. There was a penguin. He had lost his left arm, in a fight with a giant cave bear. And went home to eat fish.

Once upon a time.There was a penguin.He lost his left arm,in a fight with a giant cave bear.And went home to eat fish,but someone had stolen his fish!

Once upon a time. there was a penguin. He had lost his left arm, in a fight with a giant cave bear. And went home to eat fish, but someone had stolen his fish! Upon searching, he found out it was a two-headed giraffe that wanted to eat him.

Once upon a time. there was a penguin. He had lost his left arm, in a fight with a giant cave bear. And went home to eat fish, but someone had stolen his fish! Upon searching, he found out it was a two-headed giraffe that wanted to eat him. After turning Super Sayan Penguin on the giraffe, he went back to eating his fish.

(instead of copying the entire story, we should just add on to where the last person left off)
...Unfortunately, he found out that the fish was Captain Genu (Another DBZ reference!) and had his body switched...

......into T-Rex who went on a rampage and attacked all the other penguins....

The other penguins tried to defend themselves, but they soon all died, and the T-Rex started reproducing asexually and thus started the dinosaur age.

Then, Darth Vader walked up to him and said...

"Strange T-Rex thing, I am Luke's father."

The T-Rex then freaks out and stomps Darth Vader to the ground.

But Darth Vader uses Force lightening on the T-Rex so that it yelps, and doesnt step on him. Then...

...they have a 2 hour 45 minutes and 37 second fight, consisting of slaps, eye pokes, hitting the groin, and other cheap things, but soon you can see that the victor is...

Chuck Norris, because after he beat up Bruce Lee, he heard the commotion and decided to end the fight he didnt even begin...as if one fight wasnt enough. With Darth and the T-Rex dead, the Vigilant Mr. Norris...

Then grew a molester mustache and got a big white van full of candy.

So he could get accepted into the national pervert society so he could.......

...put that on his resume when he applies for a job as the new Mr. Rodgers. When the hiring committee read his resume with this delicious piece of information on it...

and hires him and says he could hide as Ronald McDonald by day. then he...

Revealed that he was a super secret undercover agent who gained access just so he could annhialate the heads of the organization then he went to work lopping off............

each of their heads...one head for one head of cabbage they destroyed. (anyone get that reference?) When he got to the boos of the organization, however...

Oh my gosh an avatar reference!!

...He got caught having sex on the job so he got fired....

Yay! Someone got it!

...but he ended up coming back to work anyways. His boss called him into his office to speak with him, and he made it seem like his boss beat him up when he called security. When security got there...

(anyone get THAT reference? ^^^)