Evil Genie (Game)

Yeah...either this will work, or It'll fail and I'll look like a complete idiot. Okay, since I saw another forum game...decided to start this one. Basically, I wish for something, and the person below me makes it come true ---with a twist. Try and make it witty (or take advantage of bad wording)...not like...PERSON 1 : I wish for a pony. PERSON 2 : I gave you a pony, but you died.

Then after you make the wish come true with a -witty- and evil twist, you must wish for something yourself...So...

I wish that I could walk through walls.

Ahhh, most of know this game as corrupt a wish.

Granted, but you can only walk through walls, and never outside them.

I wish AO was up and running.

Granted, but you can't be in a guild.

I wish I had a million dollars...

Granted, but its in pennies.

I wish for less homework.

Granted, but it's a LOT harder..

I wish for a Mansion!

Daiko wrote:Granted, but it's a LOT harder..

I wish for a Mansion!

Okay...too bad, its really, really, really old. Did I mention ghosts that haunt you every night?

I wish that people stop singing Like a G6 like crazy, I like the song but everyone's singing it now.

Blodh Eldrvarya Gata wrote:

Daiko wrote:Granted, but it's a LOT harder..

I wish for a Mansion!

Okay...too bad, its really, really, really old. Did I mention ghosts that haunt you every night?

I wish that people stop singing Like a G6 like crazy, I like the song but everyone's singing it now.

Granted, but people start singing Justin Beiber songs every day now.

I wish that Fallen had actually wished for something.

Hmm, can't think of anything for that. This is a pretty cool forum game.

I wish I played in the NFL.

Granted, but you are a failure and get punted from bad team to bad team..

I wish I had a Huge Trampoline..

Granted, you have a GIGANTIC trampoline, which you can't get on, or use a ladder to get on, since its so large. You just have to spend the day staring at it, imagining how much fun you -could- be having.

I wish that people would be awed by my presence.

Daiko wrote:Granted, but you are a failure and get punted from bad team to bad team..

I wish I had a Huge Trampoline..

Granted, but it's extremely thin so if someone over one hundred pounds jumps on it, then it will bust.

I wish I had a huge pool/lake in my backyard.

Fallen Elf wrote:

Daiko wrote:Granted, but you are a failure and get punted from bad team to bad team..

I wish I had a Huge Trampoline..

Granted, but it's extremely thin so if someone over one hundred pounds jumps on it, then it will bust.

I wish I had a huge pool/lake in my backyard.

Granted, but no water...

I wish I had a Treacle Tart in front of me now...

Daiko wrote:

Fallen Elf wrote:

Daiko wrote:Granted, but you are a failure and get punted from bad team to bad team..

I wish I had a Huge Trampoline..

Granted, but it's extremely thin so if someone over one hundred pounds jumps on it, then it will bust.

I wish I had a huge pool/lake in my backyard.

Granted, but no water...

I wish I had a Treacle Tart in front of me now...

Granted, but a parent walks in, and eats it slowly, savoring the taste, and licking his/her fingers while doing so.

I wish my forum egg would hatch.

Blodh Eldrvarya Gata wrote:

Daiko wrote:

Fallen Elf wrote:

Daiko wrote:Granted, but you are a failure and get punted from bad team to bad team..

I wish I had a Huge Trampoline..

Granted, but it's extremely thin so if someone over one hundred pounds jumps on it, then it will bust.

I wish I had a huge pool/lake in my backyard.

Granted, but no water...

I wish I had a Treacle Tart in front of me now...

Granted, but a parent walks in, and eats it slowly, savoring the taste, and licking his/her fingers while doing so.

I wish my forum egg would hatch.

Granted, but it hatches into a rat.

I wish I mastered all skills in AO.

Granted, but the Game resets.

I wish I was Playing AO right now.

Fallen Elf wrote:

Granted, but it hatches into a rat.

I wish I mastered all skills in AO.

Granted, but you're the only player, even including NPC's.

I wish for chocolate rain.

Granted, but the Rain is Acidic Also...

I wish for a Giant Friendly Panda!!!

Granted- but you have to feed it giant friendly panda food and thats $1000 per day or the Panda dies.

I wish.....I wish......I wish I could have a nice wish granting Genie that would grant a wish correctly.

Granted, but he fails and makes a bad wish.

I wish for the girl I want

Oh gosh. What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Granted, but she is obducted by aliens and taken to their zoo for the rest of her life, right as she agrees to go out with you.

I wish that would come true.

Granted, but I kill the aliens.

I wish I was an awesome football player and could speak every language in the world.

Granted....but everyone in the world goes def and doesn't see football as a sport anymore

I wish I had the ability to teleport to and from anywhere in the world

The Spaniard wrote:Granted....but everyone in the world goes def and doesn't see football as a sport anymore

I wish I had the ability to teleport to and from anywhere in the world

Granted, but the energy it requires will leave you crawling on the ground.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but you go back in time and loose your power forever, to me.

I wsh that actually happens.