Evil Genie (Game)

Granted, but it's in your bank and you cannot retrieve it until you're 80.

I wish I owned all El Charros restaurants.

Granted, but under your hand, they all fail in business and you're in debt 500, 000, 000 dollars...You turn to drugs and your life is ruined. By the time AO comes out, you have sold your computer to support drugs, and you live a life in the sidewalk alleys.

I wish for 100 crowns when I join the game, legit, traded for free from someone.

Dang...that's a pretty harsh grant, Blodh...

Granted, but you get killed as soon as you get them, and lose them.

I wish I had super strength...

Granted, but its almost impossible to control it, and you crush the ground under your wake, hospitalize loved ones with your hugs, smash cars, and create endless suffering whichever path you take. Darkened by this everlasting hatred, you throw a fit, which actually demolishes all domicile in your immediate surroundings injuring innocents beyond normal measure, and the military is called in...

Wow, I dunno why I'm being so...harsh (and descriptive) these last two posts...

I wish for a pony .

Granted, but this pony soon starts becoming evil and it secretly kills your parents, breaks the computer, and uses magic to destroy your house. You then figure out it was the pony who did all of that, and try to defeat it. You fail at fighting, however, and it horns your chest, leaving you bleeding to death on the ground. (Take that!)

I wish I had all of the game systems that were ever to come out, and they were unbreakable, impossible to steal, and there was a barrier placed on my house that kept them from leaving the house. Don't forget they are impossible to steal.

Granted, but you lack the games to play them, and older already existing games don't work. Distress, towards how close you were to winning, you fall deep within a coma, granting your loved ones an empty void in their heart.--- Short, sweet, and to the point.

I wish for 1 penny.

Blodh Eldrvarya Gata wrote:Granted, but you lack the games to play them, and older already existing games don't work. Distress, towards how close you were to winning, you fall deep within a coma, granting your loved ones an empty void in their heart.--- Short, sweet, and to the point.

I wish for 1 penny.

Granted, but you choke on the penny when you flick it in the air and catch it in your mouth!

I wish for Alagaesia to be real.

Granted, but in this Alagaesia you're a meager slave working 12 hours for no fee, whipped daily, and the only kindness shown to you, is a spit in the face. Day after day, this treatment arises, and suicide seems to be the only freedom.

Okay, doing long devious granted's is pretty fun..

I wish that all my wishes that I wish for will come true.

Granted, but I recall that you have wished some pritty bad things, so you feel horrable about yourself and then accidently wish for it all to end, so you die.

I wish I pass both semesters of spanish.

Granted, but you fail the rest of your classes...

I wish for more wishes, that I can make devious.

Granted, but no one likes you, so you die alone, full of regret.(lol my turn for a reference)

I wish that Blodh Eldrvarya Gata's location wasn't "behind me".

Granted but instead he's in front of you with a sword stuck through your eye socket.

I wish AOF had a million members.

Granted, but one person made every single one of them.

I wish Alagaesia was real.

Granted but it's in another inaccessible dimension.

I wish I had the power to travel to inaccessible dimensions.

Granted, but you dont have the power to travel back to your dimension so you wonder the dimenwion, sad and troubled and lonely, forever, as you cant die in said dimension.
That is fun.
I wish Arizonas were only 88 cents again.

Granted, but taxes on that one specific item goes up to $32...your body lacking the amazing feeling of ingesting said product, causes your body to slowly malfunction, and you slowly start choking on air. Body craving this product, you steal from friends, and threaten your parents to knife-point for money for this Arizona product. The cops arrive, and you are taken to jail, where your jailmate ----does stuff to you...(Beats you in rock, paper, scissiors). Life ruined, you gaze back to your past life, where you had even thought of outsmarting me, the genie of Oppression, and Corruption.

Then you do this...

I wish that I would never feel tired.

Granted, but you don't don't feel tired. Your body is actually extremely tired and is slowly dying from lack of sleep, which you can't get because you don't feel tired.

I wish I Span had a new computer.

Fallen Elf wrote:Granted, but you don't don't feel tired. Your body is actually extremely tired and is slowly dying from lack of sleep, which you can't get because you don't feel tired.

I wish I Span had a new computer.

Granted, Apple comes out with the new I-Span...wanna know the best part? It has a built-in new computer!

I wish that I could control, and shoot fire from my eyes. Which would not hurt me at all...

Granted, but it fades away a half-second later.

I wish to be VERY fast

MAKE A WISH!

whoops sorry, thought you said that the fire would be fast.
Granted but once you start running really fast, you cant stop.
I wish I had a magical pegasus that took me to live in Australia.

Granted, but once there, it rapes and murders you.

I wish I could do skydiving...and live and not get injured in any way.

Hahahaha thats hilarious
Granted, but its in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and the plane forgets about you.

I wish a I was the owner of Microsoft!

Granted, but due to your poor business skills, Microsoft goes bankrupt and you lose all of your money.

I wish I had a tamed wolf.

Granted, but the tame wolf decides it hates you and it eats you.

I wish I was immune to fire and being burned