Evil Genie (Game)

Granted but you fall asleeps in a fire and slowly get cooked to a medium rare at which point you are eaten by the cannibals

I wish i Had a Clone

Granted, but your clone does everything you do, but better, which causes noone to want you around and they only want your clone, which gets you depressed, at which point you decide to change your name, move to Bulgaria and you live in complete isolation, away from anything and not wanting to talk to anyone.
I wish my math teacher wasn't so picky and would stop bothering me about solving to C, not C squared.

Granted But all of your other Teachers become super Grammer Nazis or what ever there subject may be,

I wish i had a Helmet..

Granted, but that helmet is for a mouse, therefore, you can't wear it, or if you do, you look like you have mental problems.

I wish I had a working volcano in my backyard.

Granted, but it erupts, destroying your house, including you.

I wish I could swim in lava and not get harmed or burned in any way.

granted but you sink to the bottom of the lava flow and it cools leaving you encased in rock to be discovered by a future generation...

I wish i had a new helmet that wasnt made for a mouse

Granted, but it's made for a giant, so you look like a bigger mental case wearing it down the street.
I wish I wasn't funny.

Granted but nothing really happens....

I wish i had Super intelligence,

Granted, but you lose social skills and live as an eccentric inventor in your ramshackle hut on the top of the mountain.
I wish that Luigi was just as important as Mario.

This one was kinda hard but...
Granted, they both die!
I wish I could go to DisneyWorld again

Granted, but you get the tickets by stealing, and killing. In DisneyWorld the security finds the plastic spoon you used to kill the innocent original holders of the tickets, and you get arrested. In jail you attempt a prison break, and the cops shoot you in the leg before you escape. You're sent to the hospital where barely any friends and family come to meet you, and your infected wound grows worse instead of better, but like its purpose (other than causing you pain) is keeping you alive. You cry yourself to sleep every night, and every minute is like an hour, every hour is like a day, and every day lasts forever (lol that's a song from the every minute part). Everlasting pain, and constant reviews of your past, make you suicidal. You cannot commit suicide at any option, and you wait until your next wish to attempt to outsmart the unoutsmart-able genie.

Am I restarting the devious + descriptive thing again? ...Dang habit. Sorry, guys I'm ruining it .

I wish I could talk to, and tame animals.

Granted, but then one untameable animal comes along and brings the other animals to their senses. That animal then starts an argument with you in some foreign language, and you have no idea how to respond. Assuming you're rude, the animal convinces the other animals to attack you, and rip your body apart.

I wish I had a nice pet money that loved me and never hurt me or anyone around me, and he could fit on my shoulder without giving me pain because he is small, but he's a foot tall and 3 pounds. Thorough much?

Fallen Elf wrote:Granted, but then one untameable animal comes along and brings the other animals to their senses. That animal then starts an argument with you in some foreign language, and you have no idea how to respond. Assuming you're rude, the animal convinces the other animals to attack you, and rip your body apart.

I wish I had a nice pet money that loved me and never hurt me or anyone around me, and he could fit on my shoulder without giving me pain because he is small, but he's a foot tall and 3 pounds. Thorough much?

Okay, you get a pet "money", it loves you as much as a penny can. This oversized foot tall penny that weighs 3 pounds never gives you pain or hurts you...ever. He also fits on your shoulder.

I wish that I was important

NOOOOOO!!!!! After making it fit so well, I spell the name wrong! Dang it!
Granted, but you're so important some thief comes, robs your house, and kills you.

I wish I had sharp claws.

Granted, but your backs get itchy...oh you decide to scratch it...Eww....

I wish to be funnier, if that's even possible.

Granted, you're one joke funnier than you ever will be.

I wish I had the ability to jump super high, and take the impact easily when I get down, and I could control the jump.

Fallen Elf wrote:Granted, you're one joke funnier than you ever will be.

I wish I had the ability to jump super high, and take the impact easily when I get down, and I could control the jump.

Granted, you're able to jump when you're super high, like after a couple joints of weed. During this jump, which is of low average height, you can control the motion of your body, and when you land from 2 feet of height, it doesn't hurt you at all. Though this also means that you cannot jump when you are NOT high...Uh ohs...

I wish that my French teacher would remove the 0 on the test I got ( I wasn't here for the thing ) and instead of getting an 83% average I'd get the 95% I deserve .

Granted, but that's only because you now only know french and forgot English. Which is actually rated the hardest language to learn! Good luck!

I wish I was fluent in all languages of the world, including English.

Granted, but you forget how to speak.

I wish I had eyes all over my body that don't get hurt, and they could see all around me.

Granted, but you fall into a pit of permanent black paint accidentally, making you blind, because those eyes don't have eyelids.

I wish I had a dragon that was bonded with me and didn't eat me at all. (But wait. . .Don't I already? )

Granted, but upon its death you feel depressing shock.

I wish for TOAST.

Granted, but it catches on fire, burning your house down.

I wish for a dragon that didn't die, and was bonded and didn't eat me.

Granted, but the dragon that is bonded to you, decides its hungry, and its normal small meals aren't enough. It eats your family .

I wish that more people join that Dragon Riders RPG its pretty cool.

Granted, but only noobs that don't know the rules and love to spam decide to join. (You want the old Inito back don't you? )

I wish I had the time and want to go back into Dragon Rider wars. . .

Granted, but you get addicted to it and play it 24/7. Soon you get fat, and your life falls apart.

I wish for coca-cola I really want some..