Evil Genie (Game)

Granted but you go forward t othe future and fry as when you appear the sun has tuned into a red giant and consumed the solar system.

I wish this game would end.

Ok but you're computer gets a virus so you can't use them.

I wish I had a new laptop.(Should be getting one in the next couple weeks but I want it now!)

Granted, but it is a crappy mac book.

I wish my school had got us all PCs instead of Mac Books and we actually used them.

killerofshades wrote:Granted, but it is a crappy mac book.

I wish my school had got us all PCs instead of Mac Books and we actually used them.

Granted, but they block SO much, that the only thing you can do is use the calculator.

I wish that Alfere's post didn't make me lose the game ---- click.

Granted. Bye bye.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.

Granted, but you die.

I wish for his cookie

killerofshades wrote:Granted, but you die.

I wish for his cookie

You die...? Uh huh..

Granted, but it wasn't the chocolate chip one, it was the vomit flavoured one, that he was trying to prank his friend with.

I wish that you guys all become my slaves.

Granted but we have a slave rebellion and kill you.

I wish I had a wish that no one could make it bad.

Shurtugal13 wrote:Granted but we have a slave rebellion and kill you.

I wish I had a wish that no one could make it bad.

Granted, but the genie who tries to make it good, makes it bad instead.

I wish I had a dragon.

Granted, but it eats you and follows me.

I want to come back from the dead.

Mindrop wrote:Granted, but it eats you and follows me.

I want to come back from the dead.

Wish granted, you're a torso and a head.

I wish that I was an elf

Blodh Eldrvarya Gata wrote:

Mindrop wrote:Granted, but it eats you and follows me.

I want to come back from the dead.

Wish granted, you're a torso and a head.

I wish that I was an elf

Granted, but you live in a forest all by yourself, for the rest on eternity.

I wish I had a home theater.

Ganted, but you can only watch stupid kids stuff, lik Dora, Elmo, etc.

I wish I was a popstar.

Granted...you're Justin Beiber

I wish I had all the knowledge of the universe!

Granted, but you are a quardroplegic, deaf and bind and you have no tongue.

I still want my cookie.

Mindrop wrote:Granted, but you are a quardroplegic, deaf and bind and you have no tongue.

I still want my cookie.

Granted, hope you like booger-flavored!

I wish I had a flying car.

Granted but you run out of gas while flying.

I wish I had $75 bucks so I could buy my laptop!

Shurtugal13 wrote:Granted but you run out of gas while flying.

I wish I had $75 bucks so I could buy my laptop!

Granted, but the money's fake.

I wish I had the ability to fly.

Granted, but you fly out into space and die.

I still want my Chocolate chip cookie.

Mindrop wrote:Granted, but you fly out into space and die.

I still want my Chocolate chip cookie.

Granted, you continue to want your chocolate chip cookie.

I wish I was in the Inheritance series, as a major character.

Granted but you die.

I wish I had a Lambo that I can drive everywhere.

Sure, it is yours. However, it is a scaled down remote controled version that only seats lego people.

I still want my cookie.

Granted but the chocolate chips aren't really chocolate chips!

I wish I had a wish that couldn't go wrong!

Granted, but your wish was a terrible one to start with.

I wish this wish would get corrupted in a wish-like fashion

Granted but your wish was corrupted in a wish like fashion and your grandparents were deleated before your mom and dad were conceived.

I wish these were easier.