Evil Genie (Game)

Haha, granted...your Spanish is flawless......but you forget how to speak english.

I wish I could make high quality gasoline without getting blown up or burnt.

Granted, but the world has already switched to electric powereed cars, you cant sell any or use it in your car, since your mustang's engine would get dstroyed.

Wait, why would the mustang engine get destroyed? Because it's now electric or because gas is banned?

And...you forgot your wish.

Ah shoot, I did forget my wish. Im in class what do you expect?

And the engine would get destroyed becuase it was the wrong type of fuel.

I wish I would skip class.

Nah the Mustang was indestructable and as such unalterable so it still has a gas engine in it and now that I can make gas....I'm golden! I WIN!

There are several forms of gasoline, the wrong one wil not allow the car to work.

Uh uh, an indestructable engine could burn any of the gasolines.

No, that just means it is undestructable, not that it can burn everyone.

NAh, the only thing a different octane level of gas would do is damage an engine. Any gasoline that is combustable will run an engine, even pure ethynol like corn whiskey will run an engine. It might blow up a normal engine but that doesn't include mine.

Wow off topic, hehe.

I wish for a private jet.

Granted, but it's a mini version, that can't even hold you.

I wish I was an immortal billionaire that could do whatever he wants, and has any power he wants.

Granted, but the second you recieve your immortality and powers, the sun implodes and destroys the solar system and since you are immortal you are doomed to float through cold dark space for all eternity pondering how you could have worded that wish to avoid such a hellish fate.

I wish I wasn't so dark minded today.

But I have any power I want, so I just rebuild the earth.

Granted, but you're three times as dark-minded tomorrow.

I wish I had an A in all my classes for the rest of my school life.

Granted But there ends up being some kinda error and you get c's instead.

Non-wish granted so you still got nuthin.

I wish people could always remember to add a wish.

Granted, but then they forget to actually grant the wishes.
I wish life was more expect the best, not expect the worst.

Granted but the best is the worst imaginable.

I wish I could eat bugs.

Granted, but your body fluids shelter them, and keep them alive. Your teeth are unable to cut through them. They live in your stomach and eat the food you swallow, making you malnourished. If you forget to eat, they eat through the mucus layer of your stomach causing your stomach bile to burn into you. If you continue to abstain from eating...they will eat through your entire stomach.

I wish I wasn't being so mean :/.

Granted, but you are too nice and people then want to hit you in the head.

I wish I could ord a wish and speak it and have it come true without turing out bad for me.

Granted but the wish wears off!

I wish I had a penny named penny!

Granted, but penny gets dropped in the melting pot.

Granted, but you did not make a wish.

I wish everyone else would make wishes.

Granted but you die so you wouldn't know.

I wish Nothing bad ever happend to me or to anybody else and i was immortal.

Granted but the world explodes and you all float to separate parts of space.

I wish that I had super powers.

Granted.

I wish your wish did not come true and that this one did not go bad.