Evil Genie (Game)

Granted but you die before it happens.(You said the wish couldn't go bad!)

I wish that the world was at peace.

Granted, but then I come.

I wish I was the supreme ruler of the world.

Granted but after three days under your rule, the world population revolts and you are killed in a very very aggressive coup d'etat. Before you are killed you are tortured obsessively and ressurrected by my evil genie powers 1000 times, being tortured again and again and again. You beg and plead to be allowed to fade into the void for the ten years of the ongoing cycle.

Granted, but you die before you can do all that.

I wish I was back in power, forever, with no way to dethrown me, or kill me.

Granted but your kingdom consists of an ant farm in a ten foot by ten foot cell where you are sentenced to three consecutive life terms.

I wish we had a "good" genie game.

Granted, but then I destroy the site.

I wish I knew who to pick for the last winner of the quest contest.

Granted, but then you'd forget who you were going pick & will get an maniacal compulsion to pick me.

I wish that you would pick me as the winner for the quest thread. (double insurance, awesome!!)

I lost your entries.

I wish I could Find Thorn's Entries.

Haha, granted but they suck eggs and you leap from a cliff in a fit of depression

I wish we had more quest entries!

Granted, but they all suck.

I wish to find where I saved the file containing the winners of the contest.

Granted but mice have made a nice nest in the file cabinet and made a nice fuzzy nest from the files.

I wish we could all remember to add our wishes, lol

Granted.

I wish Alfy would learn to play this game correctly.

Granted but it requires either you to read slower or having to reread my posts after editing in a wish, lol

I wish I could edit posts faster.

Mindrop wrote:I lost your entries.

I wish I could Find Thorn's Entries.

Hey!!

Alfreredocsil wrote:Granted but it requires either you to read slower or having to reread my posts after editing in a wish, lol

I wish I could edit posts faster.

Granted, but you'll make mistakes in all the edits as well.

I wish that I looked like an elf (IC), had powers like the elf (physical, mental & magical) & I was swimming in my vault full of money from all present countries, cities, etc. (they will not be counterfeit, stolen, etc. & I will not be into gambling). Yes, the perfect wish.

Sure, but inflation rises making it all the equivilant of about a buck.

I wish people would look at the winners of the quest contest.

What the..... where did my post go?? I replied to it just after you did, MD. Anyway, forget it.

Granted, I did. (I can't think of any bad consequences for me being a winner for the quest contest, now can I??)

I wish that the inflation affecting my riches would decline to the point that I will become richer than all the people in the world combined. And you didn't curse the first part of my previous wish.

Sure, but hard money disapears and we all go back to haggling.

I wish, for nothing.

Crap.

I wish that you can't wish for nothing.

Granted, but then your comp crashes and you can not grant wishes.

I wish for a kilt.

Mindrop wrote:Sure, but hard money disappears and we all go back to haggling.

I wish, for nothing.

Granted, & everything ceases to exist, including you & Span's computer.

Mindrop wrote:I wish for a kilt.

Granted, but there will be a mix - up at the store & you'll get a skirt instead.

I wish for an emote called "difficult".

lol, Granted but nothing is what you get, you spend eternity gaining nothing.

I wish I knew what the next poster was going to wish for.

Granted, here I am!! (Bet you didn't see that coming)

I wish for a new game for my PSP.

Uh...actually I did and I think thats a win for me....a wish granted with no negative consequences? Woohoo....yes!

Granted but the game is called: Pillowfight - Barney vs. Telletubbies

I wish Alfy would learn to play this game correctly.

Granted, but then he has changed the rules and we are wrong.

I have no wish.